Friends, brothers, people I have a passing acquaintance with.

JOIN THE AXE GANG! So commands the glorious leader! ME!

I'm joining the Marine Corps in March. I just decided.

My mother doesn't think I can manage it. Says I should join the Air Force, that they'll appreciate my intelligence more.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? That only idiots join the marines? They're supposed to be a bunch of dumb ass knuckle draggers? Is that it?

So what if Uncle Brett went took his super brain to the Air Force? Didn't do him any good did it? Great guy, smart as fuck, but he's still bumming all his cash off his girlfriend at 50.

And besides, as similar as we are, he's a hard science kind a guy. I'm not.

Way I see it, as my life stands, I have no reason not to join the marines.

So what if boot camp is hard? Would it be worth the time if it was easy?

And to be honest, I absolutely hate the idea of being some limp wristed intellectual. Be an intellectual by all means, but at least be a useful intellectual.

Maybe I'll take some college acting classes.

... Plus, heh heh, a furry marine. I like the incongruity.

...look at this!! [link]

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A panel from the comic. WE'RE MOVING ALONG!

If I seem excited, it's only because I know what this panel is about, CAUSE I WROTE IT!

I'M FUCKING EXCITED!!!

GO ENCOURAGE HIM!! NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!


+Also, if you would like to experience the full horrors of FurAffinity, without ever joining, go to live journal! [link]

Behold the masterful fuckuppedness inherent in furries. You'll love it so much, you'll kill yourself.

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I Flew beyond the sun before it was time
Burning all the gold that held me inside my shell
Waiting for you to pull me back in
I almost sat the world in my sights

Lost, love bright eyes fading
Faster than stars falling
How can I tell you thatI failed?
Tell you I failed

Fallen from grace cause I been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in oblivion

I tried to bore a hole into the ground
Breaking all the fingers and the nails from my hand
The eyes of the child see no wrong
Ignorant bliss impending doom

Lost, love bright eyes fading
Faster than stars falling
How can I tell you that I failed?
Tell you I failed

Fallen from grace cause I been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost
Fallen from grace cause I been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in oblivion

Fallen from grace cause I been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost
Fallen from grace cause I been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in oblivion