The weirdest thing just happened. I put some water on the boil to make pasta, but while I was doing that, I found some episodes of 08th MS Team.

Needless to say, I put it on high to heat it faster, and got distracted by 08th for... Oh, say ten minutes.

Electris stoves, sigh, who knew they COULD FREAKING MELT WHATERVER THE FUCK THAT POT WAS MADE OF!!!!!!!! The heating element is melted, along with THE ENTIRE BOTTOM OF THE POT!!

I swear, you guys would have laughed your asses off watching my reaction.

"What, omigod, what the fuck! OH MY GOD, how the- how the god- damn it!? What? How? Jesus! What!"

I finally got an oven mit and removed the damn thing after shuting it off.

I was giggleing like a school girl as a carried the melted pot out into the rain. It was only a drizle so nothing cool happened. It didn't even smell like anything. NO burning stench, it wasn't even radiating heat.

Anyway, I'm a little euphoric now. My father... Well, let's just say I need to write a note, and get as far away as possible RIGHT NOW!

I won't be writing anything for today. Sorry. BYE! (runs off screaming)

*UPDATE* Well, it turns out being lazy conquers all. I didn't leave, even though I said I was gonna.

And when my father showed up... well, he was amazed. I managed to do something he had never seen before. Strange since he worked in his families restaurant from 8 to 18. He'd never seen a pot melt on the burner.

But he is more stunned than mad, so crisis averted.