Not the best, but not dead or in jail so I can't complain. I'm still pretty far from going hungry.
But in this country you can sit around watching T.V. for a living and still not go hungry.
Right now me and the two other people living with my grandmother (that's four people in a single bed and bath condo) are all eating from the generous bounty of the Bishops Storehouse. Which means the Mormons are feeding us in exchange for exclusive home preaching rights.
The "Home Teachers" come around every now and then to see how our poor asses are doing while we sit around and battle our soul crushing boredom.
I swear, those teacher guys look like the "Bad guy" detectives from movies. You know, the guys who aren't the "on the case" and want to take the one the "heros" are on.
You know, they're always to similarly scruffy guy. Ones usually tall and mustachioed, while the short one does all the negotiation.
And they both wear ties, always.
Other than that, I have been deemed not smart enough to answer phones by Teleperformance. The interview was fun though, and I found out I can type around 30 words a minute.
30 words a minute isn't bad at all. As for telemarketing (that's what Teleperformance is right?) I've found it takes a special kind of person to be able to withstand those jobs. Typically someone who sit on the phone all day and be called 'arsehole' by every caller.
Good to hear you're doing alright though.
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"I'm the white Anglo-Saxon male. I'm everybody's asshole." - Dennis Miller
And now that you put it that way... I would have been fucking perfect for that job!!
I already sit around all day, and I've been referred to in less than polite tones for most of my life. If anyone would be perfect for a job like that, it's me.
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I am in the club ~Photography-Frenzy
Check this: =sunsets
Esprox: a lengendary being born of Steroid.
But in this country you can sit around watching T.V. for a living and still not go hungry.
Right now me and the two other people living with my grandmother (that's four people in a single bed and bath condo) are all eating from the generous bounty of the Bishops Storehouse. Which means the Mormons are feeding us in exchange for exclusive home preaching rights.
The "Home Teachers" come around every now and then to see how our poor asses are doing while we sit around and battle our soul crushing boredom.
I swear, those teacher guys look like the "Bad guy" detectives from movies. You know, the guys who aren't the "on the case" and want to take the one the "heros" are on.
You know, they're always to similarly scruffy guy. Ones usually tall and mustachioed, while the short one does all the negotiation.
And they both wear ties, always.
Other than that, I have been deemed not smart enough to answer phones by Teleperformance. The interview was fun though, and I found out I can type around 30 words a minute.
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Glorious leader of ~THE-AXE-GANG
Proud outcast from the ~Anthro-Alliance
Good to hear you're doing alright though.
--
"I'm the white Anglo-Saxon male. I'm everybody's asshole."
- Dennis Miller
Hahahhahhaha, Mormon detectives...
How were you deemed not smart enough? That doesn't sound right.
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I am in the club ~Photography-Frenzy
Check this: =sunsets
Esprox: a lengendary being born of Steroid.
--
Glorious leader of ~THE-AXE-GANG
Proud outcast from the ~Anthro-Alliance
And now that you put it that way... I would have been fucking perfect for that job!!
I already sit around all day, and I've been referred to in less than polite tones for most of my life. If anyone would be perfect for a job like that, it's me.
And now I'm angry because I didn't get it.
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Glorious leader of ~THE-AXE-GANG
Proud outcast from the ~Anthro-Alliance
--
I am in the club ~Photography-Frenzy
Check this: =sunsets
Esprox: a lengendary being born of Steroid.
--
"I'm the white Anglo-Saxon male. I'm everybody's asshole."
- Dennis Miller
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Do I feel lucky?
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